What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:40

From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Dr No
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?